“Here’s Oliver with the weather report…”

“Thank you John. Well, we can definitively tell the viewers at home that we have no idea what the weather will be like today,… or tomorrow,… or generally any time in the future.

What we can tell the viewers is that however they dress, by the end of the day, they will have regretted it at least three times!

However, I can tell you what the weather is like at the moment. It’s cloudy with a slight chance of rain.”

“Yes Oliver, but isn’t there always a slight chance of rain?”

“Yes, all chances of rain are equal, but some chances are more equal than others!”

A.D.